"Bucket"... Get It? XD

People look too much into death, it's sad, really. They forget what to live for because they are consumed with the idea of dying. People too often think, "Death is scary, I'm going to live in my room for the rest of my life to avoid it," instead of thinking, "Death is inevitable, so I should live my life to the fullest!" You don't realize how much life has to offer, because you're too scared of what the only things death has to offer: a sense of uncertainty, loneliness, and fear.
Me? No, no, no, I am quite aware of what death has to offer. Fortunately, I am fully aware of what life has to offer as well. I even made a list of things I want to do before "seeing the light." A lot of you know this list as the "Bucket List." You've probably already made one or thought about making one. It's just a list of things you want to do before you die! Soooo, here's mine. :)

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The first thing on my list? Most of you probably thought of the typical, "skydive" or "travel around the world," when you made your list. You see, I'm not a typical person, therefore, I'm not putting a typical answer. I'm putting:

"Buying out an entire Cinnabon restaurant and eating everything within two days."

Why? You shouldn't even be asking that. Cinnabon is heaven in a soft, cinnamon, swirly bun form. That's all you need to know.

The second thing on my list?

"Streak with 5 of my closest friends in Europe for a mile."

Oh yes, I said it. You might be thinking "Ew. That's so embarassing and degrading." You know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking it's a sense of freedom that everyone needs to have before "moving on." I'm thinking it's a feeling of having absolutely no weight on your shoulders. I'm thinking it's getting the feeling of breaking the rules and being free. I'm thinking that it's probably one of the most ground-breaking feelings one can feel in their lifetime. You see, if you think it's weird, okay, that's not necessarily my problem. Just don't come complaining to me when you have a wedgie and whine about underwear problems. I'll be wedgie-and-underwear-free in Europe, running around carelessly with my best friends.

Well, the first two on my list were pretty epic, right? Those were the only two I really wanted to emphasize. Don't worry, I'll tell you the other things on my list. You know, like how I want to meet someone ridiculously famous and get their autograph on my stomach. OH! And how I want to go para-sailing on my tiny island, as well as wake-boarding without severely damaging any of my limbs. Did I mention I want to go to at least ONE of the Men AND Women's World Cups? Because I do; and I want to buy a vuvuzela and be one of the thousands of annoying fans in the stands (hey, that RHYMES!). If you can't beat'em, join'em right?

My list also includes: buying a llama and training it to spit at burglars, building my dream house for my future generation (I love them that much already), playing with/against the US WNT, have a meaningful conversation with Obama (WIN!), writing a novel about my pathetic life (I think that's called an "Autobiography"), eat at an expensive restaurant and yell out how bad the food is when I get it, and a whole bunch of other stuff I can wait to share.

That concludes my first blog for this blogspot. Stay tuned for more! :)